Whiskey Bound Dale
and Jesus Taking the
Highway
Lament for Shania Take
Me Home (And Fuck Me)
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Whiskey Bound Dale
and Jesus Taking the
Highway
Lament for Shania Take
Me Home (And Fuck Me)
For sound clips of Whiskey Bound, and Take Me Home click
HERE
Like a nail in my coffin every bottle that I drink I pound it down
And it happens all too often, I'll take one more drink before you put
me in the ground
They say that I'm hell bent and whiskey bound
but before I go I think I'll take just one more round
leave a bottle with me when I'm six foot down
leave a bottle with me when I'm six foot down
leave a bottle with me when I'm six foot down
Hear the whistle blowin' on a slow train commin back from Tennessee
Sorry bout this mamma I sean you cryin when the preacher came for me
but I won't go so easy I need another drink before I leave
So pour yourself some whiskey and don't forget to pour one out for
me
They say that I'm hell bent and whiskey bound
but before I go I think I'll take just one more round
leave a bottle with me when I'm six foot down
leave a bottle with me when I'm six foot down
leave a bottle with me when I'm six foot down
Jesus hung on the cross Dale hit a side wall
Somehow it all seems the same to me
They both died fer our sins
The difference is Dale has to win
We he drives aginst Satan's racin team
You treat them right
Keep em by your side
cause Dale and Jesus died fer you and me
jesus needs the best race car driver
No one drove quite like #3
Jesus made him crash
He bust his head his chest was smashed
The Intimidator got his wings
You treat them right
Keep em by your side
cause Dale and Jesus died fer you and me
You treat them right
Keep em by your side
cause Dale and Jesus died fer you and me
Smoke my last cigarette and I'll be on my way
Not one ot stay where I'm not wanted
I keep every thing I need where ever I may roam
Lonesome ain't the same as being alone
Still got these walkin shoes and got my guitar
gave you my body but I'm takin back my heart
Only one thing left fer you and darlin it's a shame
cause I'm takin the highway darlin you can take the blame
I had my fill of all your lyin cheatin ways
I don't need your excuses nor compaints
cause I roped the moon fer you but you untied the knot
Don't try to say your sorry your just sorry you got caught
Still got these walkin shoes and got my guitar
gave you my body but I'm takin back my heart
Only one thing left fer you and darlin it's a shame
cause I'm takin the highway darlin you can take the blame
Takin the highway darlin you
Can take the blame
A little known fact about your friend Whiskey dick
Is that he used to date Miss Shania Twain
We had our ups and downs
but eventually we busted up
I wrote this song as kind of an apology to her
It goes like this here
I'm sorry there was so many things I'd like to say and do
I'll take this time out to apologize to you
I know that I tried to lie, and cheated in our past,
and I'm sorrry ...I never ...fucked you in the ass
cause I sure wished I'd have fucked you in the ass
Lookin like our time is through, you took off too fast
But I sure wished I'd have fucked you in the ass
You used to think your shit don't stink , I wanted to prove you wrong
But its too late to pack your shit, your already gone
I know you thought that I loved you, I love whiskey in the glass,
and I sure would've loved to fuck you in the ass
and I sure would've loved to fuck you in the ass
Lookin like our moments through, and our love didn't last
But I sure would've loved to fuck you in the ass
You can keep your fancy cars, and you can keep your cash
and thast mansion on the hill is yours, you wanted it so bad
Me I'll keep my integrity its right here in my flask
and I can get drunk, and lie, and say I fucked you in the ass
cause I sure wished I'd have fucked you in the ass
Do my time like I do, but you took off to fast
But I sure wished I'd have fucked you
wished I'd have fucked you,
and I sure wished I'd have fucked you in the ass
good lord in the ass
I was sittin at a bar late one night, and I was well into my cups
Started thinkin to myself how the hell am I gonna find my truck
seen a big ole gal at the end of the bar, an said "Hey, what the fuck."
So's I went over there, and I pulled up a chair, and I proceeded to
try my luck
I said, "Take me home an fuck me baby I'm too drunk to drive"
"I get behind tha steerin wheel I might not make it home alive"
"Get me back to my place darlin I'll keep you satisfied"
"If you would Take me home and fuck me baby I'm too drunk to drive"
Well she looked at me like I was a double cheese burger, some chilli
fries, and a chocolate shake
I got to thinkin this giel might be more than ole Whiskey Dick could
take
I mumbled somethin up underneath of my breath about how I made a big
ole mistake
she looked at me without missin a beat she said. "You just say somethin
about a steak"
I shoulda thought about it"Take me home an fuck me baby I'm too drunk
to drive"
"I get behind tha steerin wheel I might not make it home alive"
"Get me back to my place darlin a Snicker will satisfy"
"If you would Take me home and fuck me baby I'm too drunk to drive"
Well we left inside, an we found my ride, an she was all mashed up
behind the wheel
I was in a bind since i seen her from behind so I was willin to make
a deal
I says, "My name is um...Whiskey Dick an It might be a sin, to climb
up on this big ole bitch. but I'm as drunk as I ever been"
Goddammit I knowed I shouldn't have said it, but I did I said"Take
me home an fuck me baby I'm too drunk to drive"
"I get behind tha steerin wheel I might not make it home alive"
"Seams you got me this far, but I guess your shit out of luck"
"You took me home you drove me, but I'm...too drunk to fuck"
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